Edge casinos pay out on N-days… but the jackpot pops only when the house isn’t looking.

UNC5221 is an edge-focused PRC espionage actor repeatedly tied to zero-days (Ivanti 2023–2025; prior NetScaler). Edge products remained a major zero-day target in 2024. But public attributions typically lag exploitation by weeks, and the window is short...

Thailand pulled the plug. The grift brought generators + Starlink. Shift north→south (Shwe Kokko/Myawaddy; Tachileik/Mae Sai). Squeeze OTC cash-outs + first-funding friction, or watch it respawn.

Cl0p forecast: 20% chance their leak sites go dark by Apr 22, 2026—only if there’s a seizure banner or ≥14 days down w/ LE attribution. Cronos shows it’s doable; Hydra-style mirrors are the boss fight

COLDRIVER went from LOSTKEYS to a full “ROBOT” chain and ClickFix tricks—then started poking linked-device flows. We put 75% on a truly new family or access vector within 12 months.

Workday was the first stop, not the destination.

We’re at 62% odds it hits another payroll stack by 2026-04-17. Harden all the paydoors, not just the pretty one.

Oracle EBS got in-memory Java loaders, not lockerware. Patch CVE-2025-61882, lock egress, hunt TemplatePreviewPG with TMP|DEF + XSL-TEXT|XML. Extortion rides in via “pubstorm.”