2025’s priciest breaches weren’t “elite malware.” They were tokens + SaaS + downtime 🪙⏱️🔥
If your revoke MTTR is measured in days, the attackers already won.

20% odds Akira triggers a 7-day ambulance diversion at a 10+ hospital system by end of 2026. 🚑 Still feeling “low risk”?

Cl0p forecast: 20% chance their leak sites go dark by Apr 22, 2026—only if there’s a seizure banner or ≥14 days down w/ LE attribution. Cronos shows it’s doable; Hydra-style mirrors are the boss fight

Oracle EBS got in-memory Java loaders, not lockerware. Patch CVE-2025-61882, lock egress, hunt TemplatePreviewPG with TMP|DEF + XSL-TEXT|XML. Extortion rides in via “pubstorm.”

Oracle EBS zero-day (CVE-2025-61882): OOB patch, KEV-listed, exec extortion emails flying. We’re at 76% that a primary source names it as initial access by 12/31. Raise or fade? 🧨🧭

Three converging trends—ransomware, volatile regulations, and global instability—are reshaping risk for US tech, finance, and education. The common thread? Disruption spreads faster than most organizations can detect or respond.

HeartCrypt’s “Packer-as-a-Service” is basically DoorDash for malware: pay the fee, get your payloads wrapped in next-gen obfuscation that laughs at static/dynamic analysis…